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January 24 Update: Yeah, we did it. ;) Please enjoy Chocolate-Covered Squid! We have bottle the heady whiff of doing terrible things to your favorite people, and it will be available until February 7.
Welcome to ZOMG, gentle reader. You may notice there's not a lot we take seriously, but we are definitely SRS BZNS about the art of scent. We have great respect for the way the sense of smell is hooked into the most basic structures of the brain, and we do not mess idly with its ability to give pleasure and spark powerful associations. We're delighted to take advantage of modern technology to step in when nature fails (like growing an apple you can get essential oil out of), and proudly use both essential oils and lab-created synthetics.
We call our 1 ml vials "squees", and you can choose vials of any of our regular scents in the Squees category. We're also happy to announce that if your order is over $50, it ships free worldwide. (Even to Antarctica. We love you, research scientists! <3)
All of our scents are meant for external use only. Our facilities are not a nut-free environment by a long shot. Please be aware of any allergies or sensitivities and act accordingly: our oils are skin-safe for normal use but we simply can't guarantee that all blends will be reaction-free for all people. If you have any doubts about whether you can safely wear a variety of essential oils and synthetic fragrance blends, we'd much rather you be safe than sorry! We trust you to rely on your own knowledge of your health to make the best judgment about whether our scents are compatible with you.
We call our 1 ml vials "squees", and you can choose vials of any of our regular scents in the Squees category. We're also happy to announce that if your order is over $50, it ships free worldwide. (Even to Antarctica. We love you, research scientists! <3)
All of our scents are meant for external use only. Our facilities are not a nut-free environment by a long shot. Please be aware of any allergies or sensitivities and act accordingly: our oils are skin-safe for normal use but we simply can't guarantee that all blends will be reaction-free for all people. If you have any doubts about whether you can safely wear a variety of essential oils and synthetic fragrance blends, we'd much rather you be safe than sorry! We trust you to rely on your own knowledge of your health to make the best judgment about whether our scents are compatible with you.
